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snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via urs-truly-always-and-forever)

"Ok so why the fuck….."

- Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question  (via asapkingsofparis)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via fuxxk)

bonerfart:


idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

the-wet-confessions:

when he opens you up

(via selis-c)

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via profashionall)

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via danceon-thesun)

sexience:

best porn blog ever
4gifs:

1 wow please