U HAD SEX
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
hahaha I’m laughing
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
oh I love this
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
hahahaha no way josé
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Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”