spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

selis-c:

sarahetta

hahaha I’m laughing

selis-c:

sarahetta

hahaha I’m laughing

ashleee-e:

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

mostdope-flipz
kushandwizdom:


Everything Love

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

oh I love this

oh I love this

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy


hahahaha no way josé

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

hahahaha no way josé

longdistancelovething:

Follow Long Distance Love Thing

longdistancelovething:

Follow Long Distance Love Thing

“I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you.”

– (via go-aboveandbeyond)

“I only want this with you.”

– (via clumsiest)

“对不起, 让你遇上了我
I’m sorry that you met me.”

– (via sick-andsunk)

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”